Preschool Speech

Warning: This is a post about the funny, yet inappropriate, things my preschooler says.

This afternoon Kenny came up to me with his hand across his eyebrows, dramatically looking around and said,"I am looking for land hoes." My husband and I looked at each other with wide-eyed expressions and then asked, "What are you doing ?" He responded, "I am a pirate and I am looking for land hoes." We could not stop ourselves from laughing.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. He also loves to play with the "water hoes" outside and he loves to watch "Star Whores."

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