Kids!

Look at these two little sweeties. Best Friends. Always together. Being brothers. Enjoying each other's company. I love to see them play so well together.

That was then. Now our house resembles this.

My two boys will not get along for anything! I know, I've tried. I'm not one of those moms who writes a book about how to raise perfect children who use only intrinsic motivation to behave themselves. I'm not above bribery. It works for most adults, why not kids. But no amount of treats, or time-outs, or scary mom voices will get these boys to be friends. I really hope this is just a phase or I may be forced to send them both to military school.

They take preschoolers, right?!?

Please say they do.

No really, just lie to me and say they do. It'll help me sleep at night. Otherwise I may end up looking like this!