Kenny has been contemplating the issue of the time that is required to wipe oneself after using the facilities. He is of the opinion that the process can be streamlined. Tonight, he explained to us his idea to do just that.
He came downstairs and announced that he had a diaper wipe wedged in his caboose. He said that he was going to keep the wipe there so that the next time he goes poo-poo he can get wiped at the same time. We attempted to explain the illogic of his reasoning, but I think we would have had more luck reasoning with a monkey. It came down to us putting the parenting foot down and telling him to take it out because we said so.
Nathan decided at dinner that his fettuccine alfredo belonged in his hair. Good color match, but the texture was a bit off. He even tried to use his fork to comb the sauce into his hair.
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